There is a doctor in Oakland County named Dr. Smelsey. I’ve seen his name on his office building for years. Can you guess his specialty? If you answered podiatrist, you’re right. Yes, Dr. Smelsey is a foot doctor -
These is also a dentist somewhere in the area whose name is Dr. Payne. It could have been spelled P-A-I-N. If he were to leave his practice for whatever reason, would that dental practice then be considered to be painless?
Does Dr. Pew specialize in bowel problems. What would you guess Dr. Ballsey specialized in? I’m not going to touch that one.
Dr. Chu certainly can fit you with a new set of chompers - and of course Dr. Boyle is the man to see about squeezing your zits?
Dr. Pollack is actually of German ancestry.
Then again: Why was Eddie Shoemaker a jockey and Dennis Archer a mayorWho did Al Gore?
Is Lilli Putin related to Vladimir
Do you suppose Dr. Golightly would be the person to see for a hemorrhoid problem?
Would you feel it was a waste of your time to see Dr. Doolittle - and in the same vein, why would you take your deaf pony to see a horse whisperer??
The medical field has its share of names that do or don’t coincide with the physician’s specialtyThere are no doubt scores of names to be found that put a humorous take on a medical specialty. Can you think of a few like Dr. Pew for instance.
Here’s a stretch - Is Dr. B someone’s honey? I think that’s actually true
Have you any doctors with names that fit their specialty. If so, pass them down. Old Ern would love to hear yours. Example” Dr. Hart the cardiologist.
What does Dr. Gasser treat? Is Dr. Gay straight?
In the meantime, accept my apologies for the groaners I forced you to bear. My meds make me do weird things.
Ernie from my Corner